T Before HKT: Reasons

Why JKT? WHY ARE YOU STEALING EVERYTHING FROM HKT??? is the wailing of many HKT48 hardcore #truefans after the announcement of the formation of team T in JKT48. Fortunately for me, none in my private TL is a self-proclaimed #truefans of any 48 groups, the exact reason why I love my TL friends.

That being said, here’s my bastardized version of reasons of why JKT get the first team T and not HKT.

Logic

JKT48 have this abundance resources of trainees while HKT48 is not currently. So it’s only natural and expected for them to create the team first just for the sake of keeping tabs of the number of trainees available.

Uh…logic?

T2 was a group in Indonesia disbanded in 2014. So yeah, creating another T2 would create confusion or even worse, getting sued.

What

The roman writings of TII looks a lot like T.I.I (Tentara Islam Indonesia), which was an extremist group coordinated by a radical Muslim politician which known by their rebellion to create an Islamic State in Indonesia back in the 40’s through 60’s.

So there you have it. Unless your real motivation is to get the newly formed team getting escorted to the Indonesian version of Gitmo, the idea of TII isn’t really that interesting to say the least.

Angga, are you an idiot?

T² or T.T pronunciation sounds like “TeTe(k)” in Indonesia which is the slang for titties. While if you say it in English, it sounds like “TiTi(t)” which is the word for penis.

Either way, saying it with either English or Indonesian pronunciation is a more than enough reason for the Sharia higher-up in the autonomous province of Aceh to start a witch hunt for indecent misconduct. If the girls ever set foot on the province, that is.

That being said, whatever the provinces and the abiding laws, singing Wasshoi T will get them a lot of indecent comments from pervs, bigots, and conspiracy nutjobs. So…don’t? Ah screw them all, just sing it already girls!

So there you go! Four reasons to stop the debate and to keep yourself entertained. That’s the do, but what about the don’t? Simple, don’t do a #truefans version of Rizkyalbu:

Because it will just shows the internet that you are a natural born idiot, just like me, yay! (and thanks enablerleftie for handling that guy with a cool head)