Kokoro no Placard English Version Misheard Lyric

Time for me to post a pretty much indescribable post once again , please don’t take this joke post way too seriously.

Anyway, RHKilis notified me a post from a local forum from a guy named GeniusDexter (aka Phairfax) who transcribed (or post?) a misheard lyric of Kokoro no Placard’s English Version. The sheer epicness of the transcribed misheard lyric is enough to make our math guy aka RHKilis laughed his ass off and thus, why not make it into an article itself?

Anyway, here ya go for the misheard lyric

Once you look kispray
For a leader wile
I want you to realize
I am by your sign

Want you look kispray
Fight seconds will do
What you look at me yes
Likeliness to you

Auto inilah loving
Even if your eyes seeming
If versus die, and there’s satay
For us to say anything

This is all a playground for my heart
If you could just take a look at me
Julie you would understand
How I really feel

If I like not everything on this
Just to say that I really like you
Though my chess is really quest
Though my paws are stretching out
I sell you just all free

Give me a trance
Just one chance is fine
Say my prayers on my aunt
Waiting for a sign

Give me a cans
Even if I’m brown
Come on and look at me
Turn and look my way

I should get a together
I should do I say hello
Per seven beer it’s easier
As long mush HARATUDUUUUU

Gay stage on a pecker for my heart
Wish my hand would poison my mind
There is a rum on my heart
So jack it away

You should know that I really like you
If there is some way I could tell you
Even if there’s no rib eye
And even if it’s hard to try
It wool make me have pee

Everybody has sule
Does impart the words to say
Summer in and please someplace
We need jaw ISADEHAAAAAAA

Gay sage oh a breaker for my heart
If you cool just take a look at me
Julie you would understand
How I really feel

If I like lol everything on this
Just to say that I really like you
Though my chess is the request
Though my paws are stretching out
I sell you get just free

This is all a playground for my heart
Hey why don’t you lady on the out
Cuz I’ll be watching thinking
Be honest with me

If you’re ken say what you’re feeling
It’s okay to family writing
What you want to show to me
What you want to say to me
Look at me and read my site

Notice how much food references are there

Anyway, for fairness, here’s a transcribed lyric by Ojou-Sammy:

Won’t you look this way
For a little while
I want you to realize
I am by your side

Won’t you look this way
Five seconds will do
Won’t you look at me that’s
right here next to you

Although in reality
Even if your eyes see me
It passes by
And there’s no time
For us to say anything

Message on a placard from my heart
If you could just take a look at me
Surely you would understand
how I really feel

If I write down everything on this
Just to say that I really like you
Though my chest is beating fast
Though my palms are sweating now
I’ll tell you that I love you

Give me a chance
Just one chance is fine
Saying my prayers on my own
Waiting for a sign

Give me a chance
Even if unplanned
Come and look at me
Turn and look my way

I should get it together
I should go and say hello
But saying it is easier
It’s so much harder to do

Message on a placard from my heart
Wish my hand could go into my mouth
There is a lot on my heart
So take it away

You should know that I really like you
If there is some way I can tell you
Even if there’s no reply
And even if it’s hard to try
It will make me happy

Everybody has a way
Looking for the words to say
Somewhere in them, there is a place
Way deep down, inside their heart

Message on a placard from my heart
If you could just take a look at me
Surely you would understand
How I really feel

If I write down everything on this
Just to say that I really like you
Though my chest is beating fast
Though my palms are sweating now
I’ll tell you that I love you

Message on a placard from my heart
Hey, why don’t you let it all go out?
And tell me what you’re thinking
Be honest with me

If you can’t say what you are feeling
It’s okay to put it in writing
What you want to show to me
What you want to say to me
Look at me and read my sign

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