That Surreal Conversation

Four days ago, Nina Hamidah and Shania Gracia from the trainees were involved in a very surreal conversation involving language that even a general native speaker finds hard to understand. Even an A-certified Japanese-Indonesian translator can’t decrypt what the heck they were talking about. Oh, and the poor ‘ol Google Translate just went downhill after we input that convos for machine translation.

With absolutely no punctuation in the sentences and new words we don’t even understand, we spent a few days trying to decrypt what they said thinking that it might be something important and worth an article for it. Until our own Wotaliano came with an initiative to ask around people who do spoke that alien language (yes, there are those who spoke that) and our own RHKilis whom able to decrypt that in just matter of minutes.

So, without further ado, the conversation. Which actually, a mundane conversation without anything in particular.

Evening, back with me, Nina Hamidah(?) *whatever* hahaha

Uhmmmmmm RT @H_NinaJKT48: Evening, back with me, Nina Hamidah(?) *whatever* hahaha

Gingeer!RT @S_GraciaJKT48:Uhmmmmmm RT @H_NinaJKT48: Evening, back with me, Nina Hamidah(?) *whatever* hahaha

@H_NinaJKT48 Hi Ginger Tea!!

@S_GraciaJKT48 I know you are THE Civet Coffee. Anyway, where’s THAT Coffee anyway?!

@H_NinaJKT48 Actually I’m THE juice, but you just change it. Boo!! I wonder where Coffee went.______.

@S_GraciaJKT48 I know that, but I think it’s too good (a nickname) for you and I decided to change it. Coffee is already in the dream world, I guess(?)

@H_NinaJKT48 Like totally and you may not change it! Coffee made it up for you, y’know :p. Yeah, seems like Coffee is already like, sleeping beautifully.

@S_GraciaJKT48 Coffee made a very great name. And why do I have to get that hideous name.. Anyway, Coffee just did her gorgeously training portion(?)

@H_NinaJKT48 Well, yeah! You are the Ginger Tea. I made that up (laugh) :P. And yeah, she just did her gorgeously training portion, Ms. Know-it-All.

@S_GraciaJKT48 And THAT Coffee is okay with me being the Ginger Tea. *extreme sigh*. Well yeah, I’m Nina, who just know-it-all.

So based on that translation, we can conclude that Nina call-sign is Ginger Tea, while Gracia call-sign among them is Ginger/Civet Coffee (or Cat Poo Poo Coffee, whatever your preferences is)/Juice. We got one more girl involved in the conversation indirectly as the call-sign Coffee, which identity is still a mystery.

And we manage to decrypt all the dystopian neologism language (as Wotaliano would call it) such as latcan and bocans which was born due to the prominence of 140 characters limitation. While RHKilis theorizes that Bocans aka Slebeu or Sleeping Beautifully derives from the classic Sleeping Beauty.

And voila, hopefully, an understandable translation up there.

Which begs another mystery: Why the heck am I writing this article?