JKT48 in NOTTV “AKB48 no Anta, Dare?”
AKB : Special guest urgent coming to Japan!
All : Wao~~~
MC1 : Actually, just a few hours before, it was decided a special guest would appear in our program. Let me introduce them. Here, this group. Come in!
MC1 : Well, our special guest is JKT48!
AKB : Except Akicha, everybody is from Jakarta?
MC2 : Right!
Haruka : Woooooi!! (I’m also Japanese!)
MC2 : Look, in this side also you see a girl with most craggy features.
Akicha : What?? Although long time no see you, but…( you say such a thing)
MC1 : So, what are you doing here today?
MC2 : Yap, for what? Anybody can tell us?
Akicha : OK, I will, I will, I will. (And everybody raised their hand)
Haruka : It’s my business!
All : Please, please!
MC2 : Oh, they have a same gag in Jakarta.
MC1 : Seems this gag has already spread to Jakarta.
*The Origin of this gag is from Dacho-Club, Japanese comedy group. We saw this gag in AKB’s Kohaku-Utagassenn in Dec 2011. JKT48 sang “Aitakatta” in the show, for their first time in Japan. It was very short from their debut.
Haruka : Something strange… well, anyway at first, it is Mariyannu’s birthday today. Seeeno!
All : Happy Birthday!
MRY : Wao! I’m happy!
Haruka : That’s it, we come to celebrate her birthday! But now, we put it aside, should put it aside…In Jakarta, this May we will start JKT48’s new TV program. We were given a mission, that was ”appearing in AKB’s TV program in Japan”, and this time we beg… well, we thought which one represents all AKB’s TV program, oh it is surely “An-Dare”…
MC1 : Thanks, thanks!
Haruka : Yes, but actually it is “An-Dare” that we could appear without any hard negotiation.
MC1 : Hey, it is what you want to say!
Haruka : Well… Right. We negotiate just today, and we got OK immediately as we expected.
MC1 : Negotiate on the very day? And got OK?
Akicha : Yes, OK.
MC2 : (Staffs) still saying OK.
MC1 : It is nothing but An-Dare style!
Haruka : So we join the program today.
MC2 : Yes, welcome!
MC1 : Anyway, self introduction first.
Akicha : Is it OK if we introduce ourselves one by one?
MC1 : Ya, of course.
Akicha : Thanks, Starting from me. Haaai, Ryoku-cha, Mugi-cha, Oolon-cha, it is nothing but Aki-cha! I’m Takajyo Aki, Yoroshiku Onegai Shimasu!
Nabilah : Haaai! Nama aku nabilah, aku sih cerewet, Let’s have fun together!
Kinal : Halo, nama aku Kinal. Aku suka sekali menari. Let’s dance dance dance!
Melody : Haaai, I’m Melody. Yoroshiku Onegai Shimasu.
Ve : Hai, I’m Veranda. Yoroshiku Onegai Shimasu.
Haruka : Hai, I’m Nakagawa Haruka. Let me introduce myself. It’s OK?
MC1 : Please, go ahead.
Haruka : Aku cinta kalian semuanya! Kamu cinta aku? Jauh2 dari Jepang, sekarangnya jauh2 dari Jakarta untuk menghiburkan semua! Aku Haruka!
MC1 : Awesome! Good preparation, I think.
MC2 : I cannot understand anything you said. You returned to Japan, but you tried hard to do it. Anyway, what did you say? Please in Japanese.
Haruka : In Japanese, Kinda embarrassing.., It was “I love you all, And you love me? I’m from Japan, I bring my smile for you.” But today, Actually “I’m from Jakarta, I bring my smile for you. I’m Nakagawa Haruka”.
MC1 : I see. You bring your smile.
MC2 : Excellent, so both of you can speak local language?
Akicha : a bit and bit
MC2 : a bit? Is that?
MC1 : Your trick… OK, we have a project that we planned in a hurry. Here you are! AKB48 & JKT48, Fishing Championship! Well, Fishing, fishing. It is the supreme technique to catch fans’ heart and not to release them. This time, JKT members also play as fishermen, and fish and fish the target greedily.
MC2 : JKT… In Jakarta fishing is usual?
Haruka : “Le”-mancing. Ada “Le”-mancing?
JKT : Memancing
Haruka : The word is “Le”-mancing.
*The right word is Memancing, but Haruka misunderstood.
MC2 : So, Japanese guys may be fished.
MC1 : Now, the target in this time is, you know, Tanabe-P! Oh yes, Tanabe-P is the man who went to watch the “Shonichi” of JKT48 theater, at his own expense.
MC2 : I remember that, he paid all from his own money.
Haruka : Uhhhh, but I don’t want, I don’t want (he is the target.)
Tanabe : Do you still remember?
Haruka : Already forgot, right? Forgot? Yes, they said they’ve already forgot you!
Tanabe : Well, until now I myself have been doing anything as my staffs request me, but I didn’t want to take on this role honestly…
MC1 : You should be fished for today. So, because this is the very guy who loves AKB and JKT, we’re sure he will judge fairly. Please give your best. And we let him mouth a whistle as usual, and if he is excited he whistles it strongly. Now, among these 10 members, who will fish him? Fishing Championship by 10 members from AKB & JKT, here is the first game, “Tsuri-Kiss” (Fishing by kiss) which is the basis of basis. Try to fish him with your sweet kiss.
Tanabe : From this side, this is Nabilah, Kinal, Melody, Vey. OK, I understand.
MC1 : Begin with JKT team, Fishing by kiss, here we go!
Haruka : (No sounds)
MC : Oh dear, no whistle…
Ve : I love you, Chu!!
Melody : Chu, Chu!!
Kinal : I want chu~！
Nabilah : Kimi no koto ga suki dakara, Chu!! (Karena ku suka dirimu.)
Akicha : My lip is beautiful today? Chu!!
Haruka : Come to Jakarta, Chu!!
*The game scene of AKB team was cut.
Tanabe : (I was fished by) Kinal!
MC1 : Oh, Kinal! The first winner is Kinal. Tanabe-P didn’t see AKB team at all, but see JKT team, I saw that. Continue to the next. Here you are! Fishing by dance!
You know, dancing is one of the AKB groups greatest weapons. And it is nothing but attractive dancing. Oh, yesterday JKT’s powerful dancing made the audience in Budoukan excited.
AKB : It was awesome, RIVER…
Tanabe : By 10 members, right? Usually 4 members, even 4 members it’s chaos… How can we do this?
MC2 : Because you agreed, like this. You know?
MC1 : Let them show the dance which is the mixture of usual and ad-lib. While playing the music, members rotate and appeal themselves. Starting from JKT, stand-by. Here we go! Fishing by dancing, JKT team!
MC1 : My God! You forgot to whistle, Tanabe-P?
Tanabe : Today, my colleagues are here and watching…
MC1 : You mean they may say “what are you doing”, like that?
Tanabe : I cannot return to my office…
MC1 : Well, Who did fish Tanabe-P?
AKB : Oh, your position is far from AKB team. You should come to the center.
MC1 : It should be fair. At the center.
Haruka : I think AKB has no chance to win.
MC1 : Now, hold out your fishing rod. Who can fish? Oh, too much appealing. Who? Oh, It’s Ve!
MC1 : Fairly speaking, Conclusive factor was?
Tanabe : I got her straight heart. I, Tanabe Yudai, starting from today, am Ve-Oshi!
AKB : It’s the time to change the stage setting. Takajyo Aki, Nabilah, and Kinal move to the special place. Do they speak Indonesian language?
MC2 : Well, please Takajo introduce them. Are you ready? Set-Change-Start!
Akicha : Hai, good evening all. I’m Takajyo Aki. Today I’d like to introduce JKT members here. Kinal, self introduction please.
Kinal : Haaai! Nama aku Kinal, aku suka sekali menari. Let’s dance dance dance!
Nabilah : Haaai! Nama aku nabilah, aku si cerewet, Let’s have fun together! Iyeeeeh！
Akicha : So, Nabilah is the youngest member in JKT48, and Kinal is the captain of JKT48. Both are rascal, very much. You girls, have any oshimen in AKB? Siapa?
Kinal : Yokyoyama Yui san!
Akicha : How about nabilah?
Nabilah : Aku? Siapa ya? SKE48 aja. AKB juga? Tapi siapa ya? Akicha san! [Me? I wonder who? (I like) SKE48 (as a whole). AKB too? I wonder who? Akicha san!]
Akicha : Wao, Thanks! From now on, JKT48 try to be the best!
All : Semangat!
Kinal : Jangan lupa nonton ke teater JKT48 ya!
Nabilah : Bye bye!
MC2 : Pretty girls, right?
AKB : There is the fight that they are never allowed to lose, AKB vs JKT!
MC1 : We ask Nakagawa Haruka to explain it.
Haruka : Actually we were given another important mission. Well, it will be highly appreciated if you let us notify JKT’s information here. Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!
MC2 : Is that? I’m sure you’ve already known that this program does never allow such a thing without any price.
Haruka : Is it?
MC2 : Due to that, now we have 3 fights to bet for notifying JKT’s information. If JKT team win AKB team beautifully, we give enough time to notify all you want. Firstly, here is the fight! Mono-Boke-Rotation! (Kidding with objects) Laughing is common thing in the world. So, firstly they fight by making jokes using objects. Within 1 minute, all members rotate and make some jokes using objects. The team that makes more numbers of jokes will win.
Haruka : It’s all right because I’m with you (JKT).
MC2 : Right, I remember Nakagawa used to be the best fighter of this game.
MC1 : Are you ready? Here we go! Now joking by objects by JKT team gets started!
Nabilah : Moshi-moshi? Hello?
Haruka : My eyes popped out!
Kinal : Truuuuuu (like snake charmer)
Akicha : Oh, nosebleed…
Nabilah : — (Arm pit hair joke)
Haruka : Chochu ne~. (mimic a certain Japanese professional boxing fighter)
Ve : UFO
Haruka : —
Akicha : It’s delicious.
Melody : Dish
MC2 : Nabilah is greedy for creating gags.
MC1 : JKT team, made 10 kidding! The winner of first fight is JKT team!
* The game scene of AKB team was cut.
MC2 : Well, since JKT looks like a rising sun now… And I didn’t expect to see Takajo’s first “joking with objects”. Now, all done. OK, let’s move to the next game. Here is the next fight! World Yamanote-sen game! Now, both teams play the Yamanote-sen game according to the theme, the team that makes more numbers of answers will win.
*Yamanote-sen is the most famous railway in Tokyo. It runs as circulation, and has 29 stations. The Yamanote-sen Game is, that players are given a theme. And related to the theme, the first player must say 1 word, then move to next player by turns. If the player say the same word which has already been said by other player or can not say anything, the game is over. Because Yamanote-sen railway is circulation, and has 29 different stations, it was named.
MC2 : Well, starting from AKB team. The theme for AKB team is “Indonesia”.
* The game scene of AKB team was cut.
MC2 : The theme for JKT team is “Japan”. Play the Yamanote-sen game with the theme “Japan”. How about starting from Takajyo. Starting from Takajo, The Yamanote-sen Game gets started!
Akicha : Umeboshi (pickled plum, Japanese traditional food.)
Nabilah : Harajyuku
Kinal : AKB48
Melody : Samurai
Ve : Tai Yaki (a kind of Japanese traditional cake with bean paste)
Haruka : Sashimi
Akicha : Tako yaki (Octopus flitters)
Nabilah : Tenpura
Kinal : Okonomi yaki (Japanese style Pizza)
Melody : Ninjya
Ve : Dora Yaki (similar to Tai Yaki)
Haruka : Cold *Rule : In this game, just nouns are accepted. Adjective words are not.
Akicha : Edamame (Boiled beans)
Nabilah : Tokyo Dome
Kinal : Sakura
Melody : Fujiyama
Ve : Asakusa
Haruka : Well…. Cold! Woops, Four seasons!
*Haruka failed because she said “cold” again.
AKB : You are Japanese, right?
MC2 : Poor Nakagawa～.
MC1 : OK, Shall we see the result? I cannot believe Nakagawa failed to say the word.
MC2 : Yah, Nabilah did good job, said “To-kyo Dome”.
*Actual Japanese pronounce for Tokyo dome likes “Tou-kyou” Dome. But Nabilah’s were “To-kyo”. It made laughter.
MC1 : So, JKT teams made 17 words! Then the winner is JKT team!
Haruka : I know Jakarta members are smart.
MC2 : It is not you to say that, hey!
MC2 : Now, (JKT team) 2 win 0 lose.
MC2 : Here is the next game! Masinis Kereta Api! (train operator)
MC1 : I heard this is an Indonesian famous play.
AKB : Wait!! This final game, we(AKB) will have quite big disadvantage!
MC1 : However, until now you played many Japanese games, and because this is the final game, you know?
This is, 4 people make a line like a train, hold a balloon between heads and take it without dropping. And the racing course is, going straight and going out to hall, there is a cone in the hall. Turning at the cone, and return here we’re waiting with winning ribbon.
MC2 : You know Takajyo hates balloon.
MC1 :This is a kind of time trial. Please take the balloon as fast as you can. Let’s start from JKT team. Mashisuka(*) Kereta Api. Ready, Go!
*MC1 made mistake? She remember “Majisuka”? hahaha
MC : Goal!!
MC1 : Takajyo, you really do hate balloon, do you ?
Akicha : Because of this sound, this feeling…
MC2 : She said she really doesn’t like balloon.
MC1 : Now the record is?
MC2 : The record is 32 seconds and 03.
MC1 : 32 seconds and 03, AKB team have to make faster record than this.
* The game scene of AKB team was cut.
Kinal : We want to invite you to visit JKT48 Theater for team J Renai Kinshi Jourei and our trainees’ Pajama Drive. Please do support JKT48. Please see us since we want you to see us. Thank you very much.
Nabilah : Maybe JKT48 is not really well known in Japan, but I do hope that someday we could reach AKB48 level in Japan and of course, worldwide. Thank you.
Melody : I really want JKT48 to be the No.1 Idol group in Indonesia just like what AKB48 in Japan. We also want to have a concert like AKB48. JKT48 concert. So I will wait for you in Jakarta!
Ve : Starting from today and so forth, JKT48 will try even harder so that we could be something like our seniors, AKB48. That’s why, we really wait for you in our theater. Please support us.
Akicha : Today, we suddenly appear in AKB “An-Dare”, and we’re sorry for interrupting the program. Also it is Mariyannu’s birthday today, then we came here with a sorry feeling because we let you share the time for JKT. JKT is also active group and trying to be the best to be looked by peoples. Not only AKB48, but also I hope many fans support JKT48.
MC2 : It’s not a problem at all. Don’t say you interrupt our program, but on next time you should say “I’m home”. You’re member of “An-Dare”, exactly.
MC1 : Now, Nakagawa haruka. It’s your turn.
Haruka : Haaai, terima kasih untuk hari ini.
MC2 : In Japanese please!
Haruka : Thank you very much for today. Yeah, it was quite sudden but when we came on stage, all fans were delighted and I was very happy.
I hope we will be allowed to appear in this program again if we come to Japan, and I also think I cannot return to Jakarta without appearing in this program. Honestly, if I am not given any chance to appear in this program, I will watch this program over there with having dinner, hopefully can be shot even a little bit.(*) I really2 feel today that “An-Dare” from NOTTV is wonderful program. Since everybody laughed although could not understand our language, and gave kinds of help for JKT48. Thank you. We will be here again, please come to see us. Thanks again!
*The program “An-Dare” is usually shot in AKB café. It is actually restaurant.
MC2 : Now, big clap for all JKT members!
YouTube Video Courtesy of JOT
English Translation by Japarta
Japanese Transcript by Japarta
Indonesian Translation by Japarta