JKT48 in Pas Mantab 04142013 Translation
This translation is submitted by Haddad. Thank you Haddad for your hard work!
Andre: (To Dede) stand up Ded!
Parto: (To Dede) Come on now sing! sing!
Andre: They say you’re good at singing and dancing girlband songs
*Dede starts singing some mashed up songs, JKT48 members appears one by one*
Sule : Usually, everytime Dede sings he attracts nearby flybugs, but this time he attracts pretty girls! Incredible!
Sule : Whoah, he even stands near Nabilah
*audience made teasing sound*
Sule : She used to be my child y’know
[TN: Sule referencing to Nabilah previous role as his daughter in OVJ program in October 2012]
Parto : (to Sule) Le! Le! Look, the one that’s sitting behind fall into silence! (Pointing to Wendy) (S)He must felt ashamed! LOL!
Andre : He is the scraps from JKT Fair
[TN: Jakarta Fair is one-month long annual event held around June to July to celebrate Jakarta’s birthday]
Wendy : The problem is that they’re the original! While I’m just a counterfeit one!
Andre : Dede!
Dede : Yes?
Andre : I’d like to say I’m sorry first to my lil’ sis’ JKT48, when you get back home, i recommend you to take a bath with 7 kinds of flower
Andre : It’s so that you’re not possessed by evil spirits just like those who stands near Dede before.
[TN: Bathing with 7 different kinds of flower is a procession in Javanese culture that is believed to ward off evil spirits and purifies one’s body]
Andre : Give applause for JKT48!
Andre : You should know that they’re so incredible! Everytime JKT48 came, be it in indoor or outdoor studio, it’s certainly be very crowded.
Andre : And look, all of their supporters have gathered there (pointing to the audience seats)
Sule : OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI!
Andre : And I’m one of those JKT48 fans.. While everybody using those green sticks, I’m using petromax lamp from my home and swing it….so that it becomes bright…
Andre : Nabilah, how’re you doin’..?
Wendy & Nabilah: I’m fine
Andre : (to Wendy) I’m asking Nabilah! (Wendy sulking)
Andre : It’s Nabilah! not Nabirong!
Parto : Move backward a bit please
Sule : Backwards…backwards….
Andre : Nabilah, Rica, Cindy, Sendy, err…. (Wendy running to the back of the girls)
Stella : Stella
Sule : Ve, Stella,
Andre : Stella, Ve….where is Melody? (Melody raise her hands)
Andre : Ah, there you are Melody…
Andre : her full name is Melody Memory (Wendy back to his position)
Andre : (pointing to Frieska) and you are….(noticing Wendy)
Andre : Ah, Melody, Dhike, (to Wendy) Nokia…
Sule : Can’t you play the word a bit, like into Nokimin??
Andre : err…well
Parto : Wait a minute, the one on that end, are you their spiritual teacher?
Wendy : (in a queer way) I’m one of the members!
Andre : Alright! Then try to give them some inctruction since you’re the head….you’re their head foreman, isn’t it?
Wendy : (still in a queer way) I’m the youngest member here!
Andre : (to Wendy) Alright, alright! Let’s do some dance choreography first
Sule : (S)he looks like the drummer of /rif, right?
[TN: /rif is one of Indonesian prominent rock band from the 90s and still active until now]
Wendy : The comparison is too far…
Andre : Wait, (pointing to Dede) you, burnt petai, go to the back!
[TN: Petai is vegetables that gives your mouth distinctive odor when eaten, though some people find it as a delicacy]
*Dede grudgingly obeys Andre‘s order*
*Wendy asking the members about the choreography and Kinal gives him the examples*
Wendy : (Again, in a queer way) Jekeiti fortieit….!! (members trying their best to hold their laugh)
*Andre slap Wendy in the back of his head*
Andre : (mimicking Wendy in a teasing way) Jekeiti fortieit…. Do it with more spirit!
Wendy : READY!!
Wendy : I want chu~~!
Members : I want you~~!
Wendy : (to members) Do it with the dance! (demonstrating the choreo) I want chuu~~!
Wendy : Do it like me! so that the audience could do those “HOI! HOI! HOI! HOI! HOI!”
Wendy : Aitakatta~ aitakatta~~ HOI! HOI! HOI! HOI!
Andre : Are you finished sis?
Wendy : Yes.
Andre : Just like that?
Wendy : Kamu berharga lebih dari apapun~ (demonstrating Aitakatta choreo)
*Andre dramatically slaps Wendy*
Andre : Okay! JKT48, you had a new album right?
Members : Yes!
Andre : What’s the name of the single?
Members : Heavy Rotation.
Andre : And the title of the song that you’ll sing for now?
Members : Aitakatta!
Andre : AITAKATTA! Let’s watch the performance from JKT48!
*JKT48 sings Aitakatta*
Andre : JKT48 how’re you doin?
Members : We’re fine!
Andre : Okay, the questions is actually like this, between JKT48 and your audience there’s this “Chanting” term, and from your two songs, Heavy Rotation and the new one, there’s always a scene where the audience said “OI! OI! OI! OI!”, from the beginning of the creation of the song, are you already conceptualize that there’ll be this kind of thing?
Kinal : Not really, actually…it’s more like ..that they want keep us more spirited, that’s why they create something like that.
Andre : Okay then, who create their community of fans? JKT48 management or from their own initiative?
Melody : They create it themselves to keep on supporting their idols
Sule : Look at them (pointing to the audience). If I look closely, they look really manly. That’s really incredible. Seriously.
Andre : What I meant is that because this…..did all of you go to the same school?
Members : No, we go to different school!
Andre : Oh, different places?
Members : Yes, different school places
Melody : (to Andre) Don’t be such a “Mr. Know-It-All” please!
*audience booing Andre*
Andre : I used to…I used to know everything but….
Sule : All of them here go to different school sir, but only him who didn’t go to school (pointing to Dede)
Parto : (to Andre) And this one too, sir (pointing to Wendy). But this got one dropped out from his school.
Wendy : I dropped out in the kindergarten.
Parto : He got dropped out because he failed in sliding test sir!
Andre : Your second single is Ai….
Members : “Aitakatta”
Andre : What’s the meaning of it?
Members : “I want to meet you”
Andre : It’s Sundanese right?
Sule : it’s in Japanese!
Andre : The one who creates it I’m sure is also the same with the one who creates “Heavy Rotation”, is he not?
Members : Yes, he is
Andre : Who is he then?
Dede : (raising his his hand) Here!
*in the background Sule is moving back and forth looking confused while counting the number of the girls who present*
Andre : (to Dede) Oh, so it’s you who creates them sir? did you really creates them?
Dede : Oh no, I’m just raising my hand
Andre : And I thought, you were the one creates it, sir./
Dede : I creates the album
Andre : ah, casette album?
Dede : Scrapping album!
Parto : (to Sule) why did you look so busy?
Andre : How many people?
Parto : About 13 to 14 people, (to Sule) do we had enough?
Sule : We’re running out of glass, sir.
Parto : Oh well, we’ll just let them to share the glass between three people then.
Andre : When you’re performing or strolling around together, do you often feel afraid that somebody would got left behind?
Parto : What he meant by that, since you girls had so many members…
Dede : D’ya think that they would go to Dufan or something!!??
[TN: Dufan or Dunia Fantasi (Fantasy World) is a famous recreation park located at north Jakarta]
Andre : Who knows, that maybe they’re actually counting attendance when they’re going to some place like that
Sule : (while distributing the glass between members) The big one is to be shared between two people!
Members : Thank you! Thank you very much!
Sule : You’re welcome
Sule : (after finished distributing the glass) you know, this is what it’s like to be a parents, (looking at Nabilah) I had to take care of my child
Sule : Nabilah used to be my child, y’know? (to Nabilah) Come and hug daddy!
Nabilah : I DON’T WANT TO!
Andre : Okay, um..JKT48…did you have any realtions with AK47?
Wendy & Parto : OI! Not that one!
Andre : Well, just in case, since they got 48 number on their name.
Parto : (in Javanese) Why did you ask such weird question like there’s nothing better, sir?
Andre : To be honest, I personally respecting their works. There has never existed something like this in entertainment history, singing group with so many people. As far as I know, the first time they appeared, I was thinking do they really a girlband or some kind football club? But, it turns out that they’re really incredible, their works popularity is exploding, even many music lover favoring their works.
Sule : It’s just like that too in Japan, sir.
*Wendy did something to Parto behind the camera that mad him fall, and tries to Parto pay Wendy back*
Sule : You should see how parto lips while he’s falling. It’s like being carried by wind and face suddenly looks older
Andre : For those who didn’t know yet, JKT48 has just recently released their new single and those for you who….(to Parto and Wendy that’s about to go at it again) Watch out! From what I’ve heard, thay said that for those of who’re already bought JKT48 CDs will get a chance to do a handshake with their members.
Sule : I want it, I want to do the Handshake.
Andre : You should buy their CDs first!
Sule : Oh bugger, where can I find them? Can I do the handshake first and buy the CDs latter?
Andre : Nabilah or Melody, could you explain it?
Sule : It feels like I’m with my child, my daughter, who is about the same age with them. (to members) Now, come and play with daddy.
Sule : Daddy really missed Nabilah so much.
Dede : Is it Nabilah or Putri [Sule‘s daughter name]?
Sule : yeah, just like my daughter….
Sule : Where can I buy the CDs?
Melody : Right, we have a new album, titled Heavy Rotation and we have two types for it. Typa A and Type B.
Wendy : For type A, what is the size of the land? (the cameraperson is making fun of Wendy outside the camera)
*Wendy grumbingly scolding the cameraperson*
Wendy : Why do I always bullied?
Andre : It’s not like that! You suddenly asking the size of the land, did you think they’re trying to sell some house mortgages?
Wendy : grumble….grumble…
Andre : If you want to ask something, give them a good question! um…for type A, how much is the monthly credits?
Melody : Alright the difference for type A and type B then, for type A it’s CD+DVD, while for type B is just the CD
Andre : The type A is the yellow one huh…okay.
Sule : For the DVD, there’s a video clip of your single in it, right?
Melody : Yes, it is
Parto : Um…sorry, excuse me, may I ask something? What is the size for the CD?
Melody : What CD!?
Parto : (inaudible Javanese word)
Andre : Okay, this yellow one is type A, the content is a DVD and a CD, and there’s also a video clip in here then…
Melody : then there’s also a photopack there
Andre : Photopack? what’s that? could you show me? (Delima helps Andre opening the back side of the CD Case.
Sule : Where…where can I buy them? I want to do the Handshake too
*Sendy showing Andre the little pink ticket for the handshake session*
Melody : That’s the one that is used for the handshake.
Andre : Because I’ve already got the CD and the ticket, then I could do the handshake now! (proceed to do the handshake with the members)
*audience protesting Andre‘s action*
Andre : Hey! I already got the CD here!
Sule : (looked jealous from Andre‘s action) OI PRODUCER! go find me some CDs store!
Andre : Okay, for Melody and Nabilah, they say that you’re not only good at singing, but also in acting
Melody : Huh, No…i’m just so-so in acting (Kinal: she’s goood!) Nabilah is better than me.
Nabilah : I was taught by Uncle Sule….my father [TN: though, of course Sule is not Nabilah real father!]
Sule : Nabilah is really good at acting, she used to act with me as her father.
Nabilah : See….
Sule : (opening his arms) Come here child…
Andre : Let’s do some act then
Nabilah : I don’t want to!
Andre : Come on, you’ll be his kid.
Sule : Nabilah….your father wants to talk with you.
*Nabilah lazily come to the front*
Sule : (to Andre) you become the Director
Andre : Ah, right. yes, I’m the director (to Nabilah) you’re the…um….(to Wendy) You! You become my Personal Assistant! now go get me some coffee!
Sule : (to Wendy) (S)He’ll act as Nabilah‘s friend.
Andre : Nabilah‘s friend! (S)He’s the matchmaker then! You tried to match Nabilah with Sule…!
Wendy : His father?
Andre : Alright, alright, Sule is her father then.
Wendy : Then the story will be me whom wanted to be matched with her father..
Sule : Not even in hell I would want to do that!
Andre : Then the story will be that the both of you wants to go for practice, how ’bout that?
Wendy : ‘Kay
Andre : Both of you wants to go to practice session and ask for a leave to your father. (to Parto) Um….you handle the lighting. (to Dede) What are you trying to do?
Dede : I’ll be your Personal Assistant.
Andre : NO. You go clean the toilet!
Andre : Dede, you’re the cameraman!
Sule : Is that a new types of camera?
Wendy : Excuse me sir, excuse me please, May I ask something?
Andre : Yes?
Wendy : Do we going to take pictures at the groceries store!?
Andre : Why is that?
Wendy : Look at those kitchen utensils!
Andre : That’s the lamp!
Andre : Okay, scene 324.
Nabilah : We’re already started right? Okay!
Nabilah : (approaching Sule) Daddy! Daddy!
Dede : The director haven’t said “Action” yet!
Andre : Camera….
Dede : Trolling….
Andre : (hitting Dede) it’s Rolling! not Trolling!
Andre : Camera….Camera….
Wendy : (pointing to Dede) Sir, he can’t hear you! You’ve hit him too hard! Look her ears sank too deep!
Andre : Camera….
Dede : Rolling….
Andre : Action!
Wendy : (to Nabilah who can’t stop laughing) Look she’s still lost her mind!
Nabilah : Daddy! Daddy!
Sule : Knock the door first!
Nabilah : But there’s no door here!
Sule & Parto : It’s there! see?
Sule : Look here (mimicking Doraemon) MAGIC DOOR!
Nabilah : Repeat then. Ready?
*approaching Sule again*
Wendy : Look the door is there!
Nabilah : I know! I’m knocking it right now! Assalammualaikum…
Sule : Oh, come on! Knocking is like poor people. Press the bell!
Wendy : Let me do it then (mimicking the bell sound)
Parto : Oy, the bell is right there!
Wendy : (mimicking the bell sound again)
Nabilah : Assalammualaikum! Daddy, are you home?
Sule : Wait a second. I’ll open the door. Whoah, my daughter already come home! I need to get ready to hug her!
Sule : Oi, cameraman! Zoom here when I’m about to open the door.
Sule : NABILAAAHHH!!!
Wendy : DAAADDDYYYY!!!! (hug Sule)
Sule : I was hoping that I would get hugged by my daughter, now I feel I like I’ve been beaten…. (to Dede) you cameraman should’ve zoomed to me while I’m being hit! now go away
Sule : Nabilah, my daughter, where have you been?
Nabilah : Daddy, I should’ve greet you first when came home.
*Nabilah kissing Sule‘s hand* [TN: kissing one’s hand is a sign of courtesy when you someone older or with higher social position]
Sule : Wow, you’ve….(audience teasing Sule) I’m the father! The father!
Sule : You haven’t come home for almost a week! Where have you been? Daddy is missing you…
Nabilah : One week!?
Sule : Now, come and hug papa.
Sule : She’s my child! With did you become jealous?
Nabilah : Daddy! Daddy! I want…I want…I want to umm….
Sule : You want what? HIM? (pointing to Wendy)
Nabilah : I want to go out with my friends
Sule : This thing here is your friend?
Wendy & Nabilah : Yes, it is.
Sule : Where did he comes from?
Nabilah : From another planet!
Sule : Oh, okay…..What? Another planet!?
Wendy : Uncle Sule, you daughter is really pretty, but his words really hurt my feelings!
Sule : That was nothing compared to what I’ve experienced! Even I, Her father, is a victim of his mocking! She said to the neighbors that I had an ugly and snub nose!
Parto : (to Andre) Sir, sir, excuse me sir. Can I ask for more lamps for the lighting?
Andre : Yes, you can
Sule : Why is that?
Parto : (pointing to Wendy and Nabilah) The difference in brightness between these two is too far!
*outside the camera*
Andre : (to Dede) OI why did you just sitting like you’re trying to poo? (pulling Dede) Come here! Now, when I said “Action”, you do a front roll over there and then zoom!
Dede : Alright, alright
Andre : Camera…action! Now roll! roll!
Sule : (to Dede) Why did you suddenly become so spirited when you girlfriend are around? You should be afraid of the medical bills if you’re injured!
Sule : Alright then, Nabilah, if you wants to play with your friend, then just go and play. But, by the way, why did your suddenly looked so pretty?
Nabilah : Oh my god dad! I’m much prettier THAN HER(him)!
Sule : Of course you’re prettier (embracing Nabilah)
*audience teasing Sule again*
Sule : (protesting to the audience) Fine! I resign from being her father then!
Andre : It’s okay for father and daughter to be like that!
Sule : Yes! there should be a chemistry between father and daughter!
Wendy : (to Sule) Unk…unk
Sule : So, you’re her friend, huh?
Wendy : Yes unk…
Sule : Nabilah, go to the kitchen for a while please.
Nabilah : So that you could being alone with her?
Sule : No, go get me a hammer (to bash (him)her).
Andre : Okay JKT48, one of you, please tell us what is your hope for this album. Maybe Melody, Cindy, or Ghaida, please…
Ghaida : My hope is that JKT48 could be accepted by every Indonesian people, and show that we’re not girlband. but Indonesian Idol Group.
Andre : So we have note this that they’re not a girlband but an Idol group. Those are two different terms.
Sule : Not only acknowledged and accepted by whole Indonesia, but also the whole world!
Members : AMMEEENNNN!!!!
Andre : umm…Ve. Ve. Maybe you had something to be espressed, please come forth…
Sule : Don’t just go to the North, go to the south for once.
[TN: A joke lost in translation here. Andre uses word “Utarakan”, which means “Expressing”, while “Utara” means “North”, and Sule use those two words as the bse for his joke here]
Andre : Fe. Then her full name is Ve‘a… [TN: Pe’a is betawinese slang for stupid]
Andre : No! No! What I meant is that her full name is Ve‘ariyanti!
Sule : (while intentionally pouring wter to Dede‘s head) That’s because you had a habit saying something vaguely sir! People become misunderstood because of it!
Sule : (pretending He’s sorry to Dede) Oh, I’m sorry. sorry. I don’t see you there..
Parto : (to Dede) Is it raining over there sir? You should move here then since maybe it’s began to drizzle over there.
Sule : (pointing to cameraman) Look! the cameraman looks happy when I pouring water over him
*Dede moves along with the chair*
Sule : OI! where’d you think you;re going with that chair?
Wendy : (to Dede) Put the chair down and move here!
Sule : Shoo! Shoo!
*audience teasing sule who finally managed to sit near members*
Ghaida : He’s being sneaky!
Sule : Why should I being sneaky? you girls are around the same age with my daughter! I’m thinking all of you as my own child! I’m serious!It’s because my daughter really adore you girls.
She sang their song almost everyday!
Andre : Which song?
Sule : Songs like Begadang 2, etc….It’s their song of course! [TN: Begadang is one of many popular songs from The King of Dangdut, Rhoma Irama]
Andre : Okay, Ve, please…
Ve : Well, I only have one wish, hopefully that JKT48 could be accepted by the society
Members : AMMEEEENNNN!!!
Wendy : By the way, Mister Andre, did you still want to talk a bit longer?
Andre : Why is that?
Wendy : (pointing to Dede) Did you still want to bought this hamster? he’s starting to get out of control
*Sule, Andre, and Wendy mocking Dede‘s frontroll stunt earlier*
Andre : Okay, JKT48 members have expressing their wish, now it’s the turn for their spiritual teacher! (pointing to Wendy)\
Wendy : Wut??
Andre : Did you anything to say to JKT48?
Wendy : I hope that JKT48’s name…..is still 48. Then, I hope that more people starting to recognized them (wondering why the backsound is eerie)
Sule : When the backsound is like this, you had to say it like this (mimicking famous Indonesian gossip presenter) “Jekeiti fortieit….”
Kinal : Why did the backsound suddenly become eerie?
Wendy : (move to the front) A really shocking news….is JKT48 involvement…in the bank robbery….
*Kinal and Sendy is screaming [LOL]*
Sule : OI! It should a news about their success!
Parto : What happened to the two of you?? There’s nothing wrong here!
Kinal : It’s because the backsound is too eerie!
Andre : It’s just a musical illustration.
Melody : Look, she shed some tears (to Kinal)
Parto & Andre: Alright, alright, stop bothering her.
[TN: Kinal is extremely scared of ghost and other mystical things, that’s why she’s so scared. And also because the TV Station of the program is known to mercilessly making fun of their guest just like what they did to Sendy & Haruka on the other program a few weeks ago]
Andre : Alright! we’re going to do the quiz session then. (to JKT48) please wait a bit, we’re going to do the quiz session.
*Kinal and Sendy screams because Sule surprise them from behind*
Sule : Alright! To our incredible guest today, please rest for while since we’re going to do some games with the studio audience.
Andre : Alright, JKT48 please stand up and come forward, we’re going to play some games.
Sule : Please come forward.
Andre : The name of the games is…
Sule : Are you going to return those CDs to the store?
Members : No, no…
Sule : Give it to me then, for my daughter
Andre : The name of the games is “BUNGBUNGLA”
Parto : What is that?
Andre : “Sambung-Sambung Lagu” [TN: Kind of like Shiritori but with songs]
Sule : And there’ll be a prize for those of you who could finish chaining the songs presented by PAS MANTAB!
*the cameraman making fun of Wendy by zooming to close into his face*
Andre : (to Wendy) MAK EROT! could stay silence for awhile?
[TN: Mak Erot is the name traditional hermit who is famous for making “things” bigger]
Parto : I’ll give an example “Pelangi~ pelangi~ alangkah indahmu~~” [Pelangi, Indonesian children song]
Andre : “mu…Mungkinkah~ kita~”, like that. Did you get it? [Mungkinkah is a song from Andre‘s old band, Stinky, a running gag from this trio of comedian]
Andre : We’ll start from….that side.
Parto : Those of you who couldn’t do it will get punished by me!
*Andre arranging the order*
Parto : We’ll start from Andre on that end. The rules is just chaining the end of one song to the other song, just as the example before, with the one who couldn’t do it will get punished.
Andre : “Marilah kemari hei~ hei~ hei~ heiii~ heiii kawan~ akulah disini hei~ hei~ hei~ heiii~ heiii kasih~ mari bergembira~ bersama-sama~aeyh…aeyh. [[Marilah Kemari, a song by Legendary Indonesian diva Titiek Puspa] [ED Note : I can’t find any good video for the real Titiek Puspa singing this song, so need to find a replacement and it goes to Sandhy Sondoro version of it. Oh since I really really love Sandhy’s voice, listen to this]
Wendy : “AEYH….AEYH….AEYHluka-luka yang kurasakan~ bertubi-tubi yang kau berikan~ HAEYM~DADAH! [C.I.N.T.A., a song by Indonesian band D’bagindas]
Parto & Andre: (to Delima) it’s “HAEYM~DADAH”
Delima : “Dahulu kau mencintaiku~” [Aku Bukan Untukmu, A song by Rossa]
Parto & Andre: It’s “ku”
Kinal : “Kutanya mama~…err…Kutanya malam~ dapatkah kaulihatnya perbedaan~” [Ada Apa Denganmu, a song by Indonesian band Peterpan]
Parto & Andre: It’s “an”
Dhike : “Antara ada dan tiada~” [Antara Ada dan Tiada, a song by Utopia]
Parto & Andre: It’s “da”
Sendy : “Dan kau hadir~ merubah segalanya~” [Lebih Indah, a song by Indonesian solo singer Adera]
Parto & Andre: It’s “nya”, those who trying to cheat will get punished!
Melody : “Nyangkul~ nyangkul~ nyangkul yang dalam~” [Menanam Jagung, Indonesian chilren song back from the 80s]
Parto : Since it’s in Betawi accent, we’ll just accept it then [TN: the correct words for that song is using flat “c” as in “cheers” or “cheese”]
Parto & Andre: (to Rica) It’s “lam”
Wendy : “Lampul~ lampul~ lampul yang dalam~” [Another pun from the previous song]
Andre : “Lambaian tanganmu~” [another part from Mungkinkah song] HEY! I’m just singing here! not trying to help!
Parto : It’s “lam”
Rica : “Lama~ sudah kunanti~” [can’t find the exact title of this song]
Parto & Andre: It’s “ti”
Stella : “Tikus makan sabun~” [Indonesian children song back from the 90s, those of you who followed the girls G+ will surely heard the title]
Andre : Whose song is that?
Parto : It’s “bun”
Nabilah: “Buntelan kentut~” [literally “farting bag”, just some random words by Nabilah]
Parto : (to Sule) You did the punishment, since it’s your child. I don’t have the heart to do it.
Sule : You don’t have to punish her, she’s passed. As long as the songs connect, then she’s passed.
Parto : (to Frieska) It’s “tut”
Sule : Even I don’t have the heart to punish her (Nabilah)
Parto : Come, it’s “tut” (start counting)
Frieska: “Tut~ tut~ tut~ naik kereta api~” [Kereta Api, means Train, Another Indonesian children song]
Parto & Andre: It’s “pi”
Cindy : “Pilihlah aku~ jadi pacarmu~” [Pilihlah Aku, a song by Indonesian diva, Krisdayanti]
Sule : It’s “mu”
Ghaida : “Mungkinkah~ kita kan slalu bersama~” [again, from Mungkinkah]
Sule : It’s “ma”
Ve : “Malam di jalan gelap~ yang selalu padat~” [can’t find the exact title of this song]
Sule : So what is the end?
Ve : “Padat”, “dat”
Sule : (singing in gibberish with Chinese accent)
Dede : (trying his best to connects the song)
Parto & Andre: No, no, no, It’s no good.
Sule : Try again.
Dede : (hopelessly trying again)
Sule & Parto: That’s really not good. You failed then.
*Sule punish Dede with powder*
Sule : Since we’re finally found a victim, then our games is finished!
Sule : Thank you for JKT48, Wendy, Dede, and the audience who comes to the studio tonight. You’re Incredible!
Andre & Sule: Also thank you for the viewers at home!
Sule : There’s a memento from Mr. Priaji, one of the biggest fan of JKT48! At His home, He had many songs from….Mansur S. We also could see that Mr. Priaji likes to blaach his hair into white every night.
[TN: Mansur S. is a famous dangdut singer back from the 80s, whose song is still sung by many other dangdut singer]
Sule : We’re sorry if we had to put four picture into one frame, since the price of the frame is expensive
*Parto holding Wendy‘s silhouette picture*
Wendy : Hey, that’s mine!
Parto : oh, sorry I’d thought that it was for your funeral.
Wendy : Oh my god! Oh my god! Wait, is that really me? Geez, even if I display it on my home, nobody would believe it is me!
Parto : With this, we want to say farewell. I’m Parto.
Andre : I’m Andre Taulany
Sule : I’m Nabilah‘s Father
Sule : We’ll meet again, in BUKAN EMPAT MATA! [another talk show programs that aired on the same TV station]
Parto & Andre: OI! It’s wrong!
Sule : Oh, yeah! PAS MANTAB!
P, A, & S: Give applause for JKT48!